she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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