OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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