Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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