Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
