We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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