I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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