if you like me you must not know who I am
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize