i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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