office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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