fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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