awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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