please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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