My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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