p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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