i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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