i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
