your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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