Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Fuck appropriateness.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
