I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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