I seem to have left my pride at pride
birth control should be required to get into college
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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