How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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