do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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