i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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