Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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