Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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