I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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