there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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