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next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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