Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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