Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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