5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
What drink are we having for lunch?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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