Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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