Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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