come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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