why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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