She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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