Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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