You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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