i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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