I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Two words: nipple clamps
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