But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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