i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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