Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We are two peas in an std pod
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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