We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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