I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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