They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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