There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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