How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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