Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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