we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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