I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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