i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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