I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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