If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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