i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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