my room smells like sperm. sweet.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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