tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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