I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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