the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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