i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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